Almost 30 Years
I’d like to think an Alias fan at Snapple combined the Number 47 (of Rambaldi fame) with Panama (setting of A Dark Turn).

I’d like to think an Alias fan at Snapple combined the Number 47 (of Rambaldi fame) with Panama (setting of A Dark Turn).

9:17 p.m. Earlier I said these mozzarella sticks taste like garbage. I would like to amend that statement. They taste worse than garbage. I would prefer to eat garbage, because then there would be the chance I would get to eat a bite of something good someone started to eat but couldn’t finish, or paper.

The water outside TGI Friday’s is black now.

9:23 p.m. I keep thinking I hear people say “Caity.” I write down in my notebook that I am “definitely hallucinating.”

I put my head near the table to write more and the scent of old marinara and burnt rubber fills my nostrils. I sit back up.

9:36 p.m. A waiter tries to give me another table’s Boneless Buffalo Wings. Do not tempt me, Satan.

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

When I finally see a great doctor, but he says I still have to wait days/a week for any treatment other than “rest” for my busted ankle. 

image

image

Laura Benanti on Twitter | July 1 - July 9, 2014

If you are not following Laura Benanti on Twitter, you are missing out.

hufflepuffingtonpost:

My motivation for the day: Work hard. Don’t take yourself too seriously. 
[Ken Jeong really is a doctor, I just fact-checked this.]

hufflepuffingtonpost:

My motivation for the day: Work hard. Don’t take yourself too seriously. 

[Ken Jeong really is a doctor, I just fact-checked this.]

hufflepuffingtonpost:

I will let Disney characters express how I feel about this World Cup game. 

Just the best.

God Bless America!

Today’s Playlist

Moments in the Woods

Air Conditioner

Astonishing

Let It Go

Repeat x25

CINDERELLA, JACK, BAKER, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD:
You're responsible!
You're the one to blame!
It's your fault!
WITCH:
I just came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.