Almost 30 Years

kvknowsherfun:

pizzaboozetelly:

whatigrok:

pizzaboozetelly

Ahhhhh!!! I quote this a billion times a day!

I was literally just talking about this with almostthirtyyears not 20 minutes ago. I think it’s a sign. 

A society in which you cannot respond with gifs is not a society I want to be part of.
Overheard at The Washington Post (via brooklynmutt)
elenamorelli:

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elenamorelli:

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I’d like to think an Alias fan at Snapple combined the Number 47 (of Rambaldi fame) with Panama (setting of A Dark Turn).

I’d like to think an Alias fan at Snapple combined the Number 47 (of Rambaldi fame) with Panama (setting of A Dark Turn).

9:17 p.m. Earlier I said these mozzarella sticks taste like garbage. I would like to amend that statement. They taste worse than garbage. I would prefer to eat garbage, because then there would be the chance I would get to eat a bite of something good someone started to eat but couldn’t finish, or paper.

The water outside TGI Friday’s is black now.

9:23 p.m. I keep thinking I hear people say “Caity.” I write down in my notebook that I am “definitely hallucinating.”

I put my head near the table to write more and the scent of old marinara and burnt rubber fills my nostrils. I sit back up.

9:36 p.m. A waiter tries to give me another table’s Boneless Buffalo Wings. Do not tempt me, Satan.

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

pukingdads:

I haven’t laughed so hard in a rlly long time

When I finally see a great doctor, but he says I still have to wait days/a week for any treatment other than “rest” for my busted ankle. 

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Laura Benanti on Twitter | July 1 - July 9, 2014

If you are not following Laura Benanti on Twitter, you are missing out.

hufflepuffingtonpost:

My motivation for the day: Work hard. Don’t take yourself too seriously. 
[Ken Jeong really is a doctor, I just fact-checked this.]

hufflepuffingtonpost:

My motivation for the day: Work hard. Don’t take yourself too seriously. 

[Ken Jeong really is a doctor, I just fact-checked this.]